When he sucking on yo titty but u internally stressed and u staring off into the distance thinking about bills and capitalism.
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A message to my followers (even you): i hope everyone has a great winter. wishing love, laughs, riches, happiness, and great times. happy new year!
Baby’s first words :)
baby: y…y..
mom: yeah?
baby: Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very
strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen
(he’s gonna catch em all cuz he’s danny phantom )
When it didnt quite work his
folks they just quit then Danny took a look inside of it
there was a great big flash
every thing just changed
his molecules got all rearranged
(phantom phantom)
i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’
i want a book where the narrator speaks in beautiful language but then the characters talk like super informally like “as ignatius attempted to reclaim his breath, he let out a straggled noise allowing his struggle to be heard, thus inciting maria to speak. ‘yo wheezy, shut the fuck up,’ her silky voice broke the tension.”
hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh
thank you so much for putting this into words
Walk into hot topic like yo wuddup im not a scene kid
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
Yo it’s your boy! You already know who it is!
Every rapper that is not your boy and who you do not know at all
(via immiqrant)
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but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude